Mood: Hello
Music: Memory Machine; by the Dismemberment Plan
To play
license plate tag, simply create an unholy union between the classic road trip game of finding license plates from out of state and slug bug.
When you see an out of state plate, you can call it's state and punch the other person on the arm. If you get the state wrong, the other person is allowed a penalty punch and can also punch you again for the appropriate state, providing of course that they can correctly identify it. Hawaii is two points, because it's silly to see them on the mainland. Hawaii plates would not count if you already live in Hawaii, but then, this game could be pretty slow going in Hawaii anyway. There are, however, a variety of other things you can punch for, many of which are available in Hawaii:
1. Vanity plates. You have to be able to decypher the plate to punch. If it's a name, that's fairly obvious. Other things can be tougher to decode.
2. More than ten bumperstickers on the back of a car, though not counting window decals. If they have more than ten window decals on the rear window, that's a fair punch.
3. You can call police cars, but you have to have a new name for them each time. Favorites include "fuzz" "po-po" "five-oh" etc. These reset the next day, so you just can't re-use the same name twice in one day.
4. Once a day, you can call the plate of the state you're in, though only one person can call it for that day. It's fair to call other states as often as you see them on different cars.
5. Taxis that are out of their home state count for two.
6. More than five representations of patriotism can count. In addition to a variety of flag decals, stickers, antenae accessories, and paint jobs, you can also count bald eagles, and anything that says "support our troops" that is not also ammended with "bring them home."
These do stack. So, if you see an out of state vanity plate, that can count as two punches. If you see a vanity plate with 11 bumper stickers surrounding it, that can be two. If you see a Hawaiin taxi with vanity plates, 15 bumper stickers, five of which are american flags, and a police siren on top, you've hit the motherload.
There are numerous other rules, but they have little to nothing to do with cars, and are based almost entirely upon in-jokes. Thusly, I do not consider them part of the "official" rule set. If you play this game, feel free to add more rules as you see fit, but I recommend against letting it get out of hand. Keep it simple. Don't turn it into a walking version of the card game Mao.
The "real" Anne and I play this game, although we have discovered that it is both unsafe and unfair to play it while one player is driving. Therefore, this is a game best played as a pedestrian in a metorpolitan area.
Also, it is not recommended that you play this game with anyone who's friendship could be seriously damaged by the sporadic dispensation of sudden violence.
Ending Music: To You Alone; by the Beta Band